Sunday, September 13, 2020

It's Really Not LIke Mexico but ...

 Yet More and More Pandemic....

It has now been almost 6 months without a fiesta.  It is eerily quiet.  No cojetes, no blaring Mariachi's at 1 or 2 or 3 AM.  No kids at the school next to us kicking soccer balls in the pool or blaring techno music at dance parties. Yet slowly, slowly people are starting to emerge.  This is a culture that is hard to subdue.  The other night we went out with our friends Jon and Robert to Las Telares for dinner.  We can do that because virtually all the restaurants here are outdoors or at least part of them are outdoors.  When we left we walked towards the Malecon and on the corner was a Mariachi band with a most impressive female singer. There was a male singer too who was excellent.  He was not a member of the band however but the fruit vendor we often buy from.  You may be able to see his fruit cart that he abandoned to become part of the performance. A crowd gathered and looking around you could see the genuine pleasure on the faces of the people that a slice of normal Mexican life had returned to the streets.  Michael will try to embed the video but you may have to settle for just pictures.




Like most of you, I think, our lives have settled into a routine which is pleasantly numbing except when you think you just MUST do something different.  As noted in the last blog our remedy for terminal boredom is to visit haciendas.  We check them out and then decide if we want to book a couple of days of R&R.  Not that our lives under the pandemic are anything but R and R.   So last week we set off with our friends Barbara and Allen.  We were going to try for a twofer in that there were two haciendas within 10 minutes of each other.  We learned that one was closed on Wednesday but we figured that it WAS a hacienda with horses etc. so there must be people around.  We pulled up to the gate and sure enough it was locked.  But there was an intercom.  Barbara went up and buzzed and a man answered who spoke good English.  Barbara explained that we knew they were closed but might we just take a quick look around because we'd like to come back and stay.  He said, "We're closed."  End of discussion. I only bring this up because it exemplifies the worst of Mexican marketing -- if one could even call it that.  In this particular case:  1) I had called but the line was out of order; 2) I had emailed but gotten no reply; 3) In the middle of a co-vid pandemic you have 4 gringos at your gate who want to spend hundred of dollars at your hacienda and you say, "We're closed".  In the U.S. we would have been all huffy and said "Well, hell will freeze over before we stay there."  Here we say, "Yeah, we'll have to come back I guess."

So onward we went to the second hacienda -- Hacienda el Carmen.  This is truly a beautiful and large hacienda located in the midst of cane, corn and agave fields.  It was established in the 1600s and additions were made, as was common, into the 1800s.  It is a little bigger than the Defranca which we visited and stayed at previously.  The El Carmen has 29 suites or rooms all furnished in antiques, a pool, a spa, stables and a playing field for soccer or cricket (cricket?).  We had a tour of the facilities along with six women who were clearly from Guadalajara.  They were an interesting crew -- very intent on having their photos taken in front of every fountain, pool, event room etc. I felt like I was back in Japan. One of the interesting facets was that the hacienda had two aqueducts. The Spanish/Mexicans were very into aqueducts which they may have learned from the Romans who were REALLY into aqueducts.  In any case, I believe the water for the aqueducts came from what we affectionately call "Snake Lake".  And, because not much is happening to report on, I will give you the full story of Snake Lake.

The photos of the hacienda speak for themselves...enjoy!

The photos of the hacienda speak for themselves.




































When we were first visiting Guadalajara before even moving here we decided to go see the pyramids at Guachimontones.  They are round pyramids which of course is a contradiction in terms but they are quite interesting and rather mysterious.  They only recently have figured out exactly who built them and what their culture was like.  Now they have an impressive museum and paved parking lot.  When we went ten years ago it was a rutted dirt road, no explanations or signage and a Mexican guide propped up under a tree napping.  I kind of liked the old way.  In any case after viewing the pyramids and the ball court we decided to lunch at a restaurant on the shore of the nearby lake.  

Of course, being gringos we showed up way too early but they were gracious and sat us at a table within 2 feet of the lake.  We were speaking our ten years ago Spanish (virtually none) when they realized they needed to call in reinforcements.  So they called this guy who had recently been deported from Chicago and he came in on his day off to minister to our needs.  This was WAY beyond the call of duty and we felt quite obligated to them at this point.  However, exactly at this point, the lake erupted in splashing and writhing and whatever just feet from our table.  And there, for our viewing pleasure, were gazillion red and white (and maybe black-- I was too stunned to actually register colors) striped water snakes furiously mating.  It was both frightening and disgusting since as you all know I detest snakes (phobia #2).  We couldn't leave after they had just called in our newly deported waiter and even asking for a table far, far away from the lake seemed rather impolite.  Michael provided good advice such as:  "Just don't look...or listen", "pretend we are in the Alps with no snakes", "try to eat quickly".  I did all three and somehow survived lunch.  The thing about Mexico is no one is bothered by... well anything.  It didn't seem that the waiters would think that we would find writhing, mating snakes out of the ordinary or upsetting during a dining experience.  And, trying to meet their expectations, we attempted to act nonplussed.  Michael more than me.  Enough about Snake Lake.  Don't ask us to take you.

Sorry To Be Dull

It is difficult to be adventurous, engaging or amusing during a long standing pandemic.  It's not just us.  All our friends complain except those who are engaged in worthwhile pursuits such as learning Basque or finally tackling quantum physics.  The biggest complaint we all seem to have is that there is no definitive end to this thing so that we can plan what little is left of our life spans.  I mean all those irresponsible college kids are out partying and enjoying super spreading but so what.  They're sick for a couple of weeks (if they don't defy the odds and die) and they've still got sixty+ years left in them.  They need to stay home, wear a mask and shut up so we, the elderly, can once more stride the earth without fear.  Beyond college kids my ire extends to Mr. Trump, the entire Congress, Bill Barr (just because), Dr. Brix (probably a sellout) and all those random outlier cabinet members and doctors (not my dear, sweet Fauci) that Trump manages to draw to him like a magnet.   OK.  I feel better now.  We will really try to come up with something for another blog but set your expectations low please.  In the interim, stay safe, stay sane and hope for the best.  

This period of time has forced us to slow down and given us the opportunity to observe more closely the natural world around us. An immature Cooper's Hawk spotted from our terrace, a caterpillar (name unknown), the first butterfly (name unknown - if any of you are amateur lepidopterists perhaps you can identify it), the second  & third butterfly is the Zebra Heliconia and finally a walking stick insect.









Wednesday, July 29, 2020

Even Iceland Won't Take Us

One Hundred + Days of Solitude

Okay, that sounds a bit hyperbolic.  However, we have been back in Ajijic, largely in our house, for about 150 days.  But who is counting.  I'm sure we all have our stories to tell of the effects of physical constraint, anxiety and spending WAY too much time in close quarters with our families.  So I'll spare you.  Enforced seclusion has resulted in some awareness/habit changes that are probably common to some of you.  For instance:

1)  It dawned on me that some people choose to voluntarily spend their retirement living as we currently do under the constraints of a lethal pandemic.  Rise, eat, do email, play computer games, eat, watch TV, nap, do fitful exercise (maybe), eat, read, watch Netflix, go to bed.  Repeat.  I regard this as a punishment, not a lifestyle.

2)  Now I know why people used to go for Sunday drives.  They were bored out of their skulls. Even WITH the plethora of electronic outlets at our disposal we find ourselves in the car driving aimlessly just to get OUT.

3)  We are having an increasingly difficult time remembering what day of the week it is, much less the date.  This is because every day is largely the same OR we are going into Alzheimer decline.  We still have a grip on the month except when it has just changed.

4)  I am outraged at least several times a day about...well almost everything.  When I saw that Trump had invited front line health professionals to his July 4th soiree on the South Lawn AND THEY WENT I progressed from thinking the whole world was mad to knowing the whole world was mad.  This was reinforced when Trump retweeted the crazy doctor who believes there are lizard people, we use alien DNA for drugs and people are having sex with demons in their sleep.

5)  Before the virus if you found me in my pajamas at 11AM you would know I was deathly ill.  Now, at 11AM, I'm thinking that maybe I should put on some shorts and a tee shirt before lunch...or maybe before dinner.

What About Iceland?

Well, I led with our seclusion insights to give you an idea of how much we want to get our itchy feet on the road again.  One afternoon Michael looked up from his tablet and said:  "We could go to Iceland.  There is no co-vid there and they want tourists."  I initially scoffed since it was not very high on my list of destinations but within 30 seconds it went from 36th to 1st place as I contemplated the alternatives (none).

In typical "Deirdre trip mode" I delved into Iceland.  Flights were obtainable and relatively cheap.  We could stay for three weeks (just in case we somehow hit a two week quarantine).  We could rent a car and circle the island.  We could ride those adorable Icelandic horses into the wilderness.  We could sail the fiords.  We could soak in the geothermal pools.  We could bask in the sun for 22 or so hours due to their northerly position. We could eat one meal a day because it is so expensive.  After my initial indifference  I was now fully on board with an intensive  Icelandic adventure.

But then even Iceland didn't want us.   In fact the entire European Union rejected us along with about 100 other countries.  We COULD go to Albania. a number of "stan" countries or a small parts of the Caribbean but you had to jump so many hurdles (tests, quarantines etc.) that we just shrugged, got back into our jammies and stared at our computer screens.

Have Lemons?  Make Lemonade

As we became increasingly despondent we contemplated alternatives (not many) to staying within our four very attractive but claustrophobia inducing walls.  Well, we could travel WITHIN Mexico. We even love to travel within Mexico. But.....cities are out.  Our little slice of paradise is relatively free of co-vid but the cities are teeming nests of microbes.  And even if we did go to a city all the museums, historical sites and most restaurants and all bars are closed.  The range of possibilities grows ever smaller.  And then we hit on it.  Haciendas!!!!  They fill all the criteria:  1)  They are usually in the middle of nowhere surrounded by hundreds of acres of agave fields, corn fields or cattle -- but few people;  2) they have a restaurant on site and if they are going to put you up then they need to feed you; 3)  since they are remote few people go there in the middle of the week; 4) they usually have less than 20 rooms.  Bingo!

A friend had just spent a couple of days at DeFranca Boutique Hotel which is actually a renovated old hacienda and raved about it.  Only 1 and 3/4 hours away, it feels like you are in the wilderness (which you kind of are).  It sits on the barranca (canyon) that runs north of Guadalajara.  The Barranca de Oblatos is 26 kilometer long (about 17 miles) and averages a depth of 2,000 feet.  We booked a couple of nights midweek and stipulated we wanted the room that our friend Steve had which faced directly onto the barranca.  We were giddy with delight as we climbed into the car to go on A TRIP! This place was unbelievably beautiful as the photos will show.  It was sophisticated yet totally rural and featured three rather feisty geese and one very loud, small burro.  The food was very good and the service was excellent.  Also the wifi.  Which is important because when you go to most haciendas what you are going to do is..... kind of nothing.  But relax.  So wifi and cable (God forbid we miss an instant of the demise of democracy) are of some importance.  The first night there were two other couples there and the second night only one. Nothing went wrong.  We didn't get in any trouble. Nothing broke or got lost.  A very atypical trip for the Searles.  So now we are plotting our next hacienda holiday.  We can go about 4-6 weeks before we start to get antsy so probably mid to late August.  Hope all of you are keeping your sanity and your health.  Take care and let us know how it is going where you are.

Some photos of the hacienda, the agave fields & the panteon (cemetery) at San Cristobal de Barranca.

Photos of the courtyard of the hacienda.
Another photo of the courtyard of the hacienda.


The entrance to the hacienda and the courtyard.


This is the chapel of the hacienda in the background.
The prie-dieu in the chapel of the hacienda.
The view from the altar looks our over the barranca.

Saddles on display from when the hacienda was a "working" hacienda. Note the size of the machete on the saddle on the right.
The bar complete with saddle stools at the bar.
The fountain in the courtyard.
This painting depicts the familial history of the hacienda.
The archangel Michael in the dining room of the hacienda.
The view of the barranca from the pool.







Sunrise over the barranca. Because it had rained the night before, the clouds had settled in the barranca. There are more photos below showing the clouds in the barrance just before sunrise.
This memorial was at a mirador by the barranca. Note the bullet holes in the crucified figure of Jesus.
The view from the mirador of the barranca.
The panteon at San Cristobal de Barranca.